Jake: No, I'm going to the world premiere of "Kwazy Kupcakes: The Movie."
Sergeant Jeffords: Whoa! How'd you get the invite?
Jake: My buddy Mikey J. hooked me up.
Charles: Oh, your ska friend? Did he work on the movie?
Jake: No, he submitted an unsolicited script that a producer accidentally opened so legally they had to give him a "story by" credit, and now I've got four tickets.