Jake: Just stop, all right? Stop lying. This is exactly the type of behavior that has led me to decide that I'm not taking either of you.
Sergeant Jeffords: Seriously? Oh, man. The kids are gonna be so disappointed.
Jake: No, they won't, because they're going. That's right, I'm bringing all three of them by myself and you two don't get to go. Your childish behavior has led you to miss out on the most exciting movie premiere event in the state of New York this Saturday. I hope you've learned your lesson. Good day.