Charles: Okay, guys, look. I know this is sad, but maybe everything happens for a reason.
Scully: What reason could there possibly be for the pain I'm feeling?
Charles: Look, I probably shouldn't be telling you this because I know you'll abuse it, but when there's no third machine, you can come back here and do this.
[Charles hits the side of the vending machine and a snack falls out]
Scully: Everything happens for a reason.