Quotes from ‘The Takeback’

The Takeback

The Takeback
Season 7, Episode 8 - Aired March 19, 2020

Jake is outraged when he learns Doug Judy is getting married and he wasn't invited. Meanwhile, Sergeant Jeffords tries to track down a business card he threw away, and Amy leads the search for a new vending machine at the Nine-Nine.

Quote from Trudy Judy

Jake: What the hell was that? You almost blew my cover.
Doug Judy: Yeah, they're all suspicious now. You have to help us convince them that Jake's not a cop.
Trudy Judy: Why? I don't understand why you invited him. This was supposed to be a crazy weekend of boobs and butts.
Doug Judy: Trudy Judy, you're not gonna see boobs or butts this weekend.
Trudy Judy: I'll see butts if I wanna see butts.

Quote from Charles

Charles: So in the end, it's more than a vending machine. It's a vending experience.
Amy: A vending experience that serves fried octopus balls?
Charles: It also serves eel balls and clam balls and... It's really just the three kinds of balls.
Amy: Oh, okay. On that horrifying note, Scully and Hitchcock, it's your turn.

Quote from Charles

Charles: I shouldn't have pushed for the fish ball machine. I should've just played it safe and gone for the fish cake machine.
Amy: So you don't think the fish part was the problem?
Charles: I don't.

Quote from Jake

Doug Judy: [clears throat] Do you know who this is? This is Matt Daniel, the most popular male ASMR performer on Twitch.
Georgina: ASMR performer?
Doug Judy: Someone who speaks real soft.
Jake: [whispers] I also crinkle paper.
Doug Judy: We're trying to stream and the noise on the eighth floor is unacceptable.
Jake: [whispers] My fans can't hear my mouth sounds.
Georgina: I'm so sorry, I can't hear you.
Jake: [whispers] That's the point, Georgina.
Doug Judy: He says that's the point, Georgina. This is taking too long. Make a video. Tell your 25 million subscribers to never stay at this crap hotel.
Georgina: No, no, no. I'll take care of it. Let me talk to my general manager.
Jake: [whispers] You better run.
Doug Judy: Matt, don't yell. You'll strain your beautiful voice.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Okay, wait. I mean, obviously I love the premise and I think a reverse heist would make for a great movie and I already have the tag line, "This summer there are takebacks."
Doug Judy: Love that.
Jake: The poster would be you and me back-to-back with our arms crossed, but no, I'm not onboard with this. I'm a cop.
Doug Judy: And a cop's job is to prevent crime and that's what you'd be doing. Please, Jake. For me?
Jake: Okay, fine. 'Cause it's your bachelor party and only if I see them put back with my own eyes.
Doug Judy: Yes! Deal. Reverse heist, baby.
Jake: The Takeback. Coming this fall to HBO.
Doug Judy: It's a TV show now?
Jake: Well that's where all the best content is.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Hmm. It's a little less pink than I recall. But I suppose we exaggerate the beauty of those we love. It's good to have you back, old friend.

Quote from Doug Judy

Jake: So, what's going on? Anything exciting in your life that you maybe want to tell me about?
Doug Judy: I got a new job. I sit behind white CEOs when they have to testify before Congress, so they don't look so racist. Every 15 minutes I just whisper some nonsense at 'em.
[flashback:]
Doug Judy: The texture of quiche is unsettling.
[present:]
Doug Judy: I got paid $75,000 for that nonsense.

Quote from Doug Judy

Jake: All right, look, Judy, I know you're getting married.
Doug Judy: Damn it, I didn't think you'd find out about that. Who told you, Ronnie? Bobby? Ricky? Mike?
Jake: Don't try and change the subject by tricking me into singing New Edition with you.
Doug Judy: I don't know what you're talking about. Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike...
Both: [singing] If I like the girl who cares who you like
Doug Judy: Whoo!

Quote from Rosa

Sergeant Jeffords: Okay, so Holt's gum-covered business card is long gone. But I have a plan.
Rosa: Great, what's the scheme?
Sergeant Jeffords: Well, when I first moved in, I took a couple selfies to commemorate getting my own office.
Rosa: A couple?
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, please. Like you don't have any selfies. Let me see your camera roll. Zero photos? That's so much weirder!
Rosa: Thank you.

Quote from Jake

Rosa: Calm down, Jake. Maybe it's a small wedding.
Jake: Okay, good point. How big is the venue, Shane? I said how big is the venue?
Shane Reed: I... I... I don't know!
Jake: I... I... I... I don't know! But I bet you do know the password to the wedding website, don't you?
Shane Reed: Yeah, I guess.
Jake: Well, then I guess you better tell it to me, Shane. You wash my back, I'll wash yours.
Rosa: Wash?
Jake: I meant scratch. You know I meant scratch. Now tell me the password.
Shane Reed: I think it's "dougandkateforever."
Jake: There, was that so hard, Shane? You did the right thing. Now get this piece of trash out of my sight. Oh, is forever spelled out, or is it the number four?
Shane Reed: Oh, it's spelled out.
Jake: Okay, thank you so much. Now get this piece of trash out of my sight!

Quote from Rosa

Sergeant Jeffords: Anyway, look. If you zoom in enough, you can see the business card. We can recreate it and print a new one!
Rosa: Wait, does that say "Zeff Wilcox"?
Sergeant Jeffords: Zeff? No, it's probably Jeff. You know, like a normal human name.
Rosa: Names are all made up. There's no such thing as a normal name. "Terry."
Sergeant Jeffords: I am not putting "Zeff" on that card.
Rosa: It's your funeral.

Quote from Scully

Scully: [stilted] Allow me to introduce you to the Q3400. She's got it all. Chips, candy, soda, and a whole lot of class.
Hitchcock: [stilted] That sounds great for snacking, but what if I'm stuck working late at the office?
Scully: How about a personal-sized frozen pizza?
Hitchcock: And then what? I have to carry it all the way over to the microwave on my own? Who has the time?
Scully: Well, you're in luck, because...
Amy: I get it! It cooks the pizza for you.
Scully: It cooks the pizza for you.

Quote from Doug Judy

Chuck: It's just weird that none of us have ever heard of him before.
Nathan: And we're paranoid because Doug still has that cop friend in the NYPD.
Doug Judy: That dude is not my friend.
Jake: Yeah.
Doug Judy: He dumb as hell.
Jake: Yeah.
Doug Judy: I'm always tricking him.
Jake: Well, not every time.
Doug Judy: Plus, he's short.
Jake: Everyone's short to you. You're a giant.
Doug Judy: Probably never even had sex.
Jake: Seems unlikely. He's an adult. But the point is, I'm Sean. Tall Sean.

Quote from Trudy Judy

Trudy Judy: I knew it was a mistake to invite a cop. That's why you should only interact with people who are exactly the same as you.
Jake: That's a terrible lesson.
Trudy Judy: Sometimes things aren't lessons. Sometimes things are just messed up facts.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Well lucky for you, I have a long past in heist planning. It's how I proposed to my wife.
Doug Judy: That's a great story. Makes me cry every time.
Jake: Oh, thank you. Well, I guess I'll tell it. You see, once a year, at Halloween... I can tell that I'm losing the room. I'll just move on.

Quote from Trudy Judy

Doug Judy: Trudy Judy...
Trudy Judy: It's exactly 14, just like you promised.
Jake: You did promise her butts.
Doug Judy: I know.

Quote from Scully

Scully: Mmm... the smell of fresh cooked pizza.
Hitchcock: Where are we? Rome, Italy?
Amy: Guys, you got the vending machine you wanted. You can stop with the play acting.
Charles: I don't think that's scripted. That's just them talking about pizza.
Scully: Yum, yum, yum.

Quote from Doug Judy

Jake: Hey! Hey there, friends. I tried to flag down your taxi as you were leaving the police station. It was actually funny, 'cause we made a lot of eye contact, but you just drove off. Anyways, I'm here now. We can go.
Doug Judy: You want us to take you back to New York after you got my friends arrested?
Trudy Judy: Nuh-uh, you flying commercial, son.
Doug Judy: I hope you get a middle seat.
Trudy Judy: I hope they charge you for your carry-ons.
Doug Judy: I hope you sit next to someone chatty.
Trudy Judy: Someone going through something real hard.
Doug Judy: I hope the pilot makes an announcement during the emotional climax of the movie you're watching.
Trudy Judy: Ooh, you nasty!
Jake: Damn, Doug and Trudy Judy.

Quote from Doug Judy

Trudy Judy: Wait, we destroyed your phone. How did you call for backup?
Jake: That was actually easy. When Doug was distracted, yelling at the concierge, I swapped out my waterlogged phone for his.
Doug Judy: Damn, I would have noticed that if I wasn't trying to live in the moment and not look at my phone so much.

Quote from Hitchcock

Scully: We barely got to know her.
Hitchcock: And now we never will.
Charles: I feel so bad for them, but what do you say to someone that's suffered this kind of loss?
Amy: I mean, it's kind of on them for not checking the voltage on a machine that has a built in air-fryer.
Hitchcock: Don't blame the victim, Amy.

Quote from Scully

Charles: Okay, guys, look. I know this is sad, but maybe everything happens for a reason.
Scully: What reason could there possibly be for the pain I'm feeling?
Charles: Look, I probably shouldn't be telling you this because I know you'll abuse it, but when there's no third machine, you can come back here and do this.
[Charles hits the side of the vending machine and a snack falls out]
Scully: Everything happens for a reason.

Quote from Doug Judy

Doug Judy: But, there is one detail you missed. You never saw what I was painting on the inside of my mug at the pottery place.
Jake: "Will you be my best man"? Judy, is this for real?
Doug Judy: It ain't fiction.... [singing] Just a natural fact
Jake: What!
Both: [singing] We come together 'cause opposites attract
Jake: I'll do it! [both shout]
Both: [rapping] Awww... I'm MC Kat on the rap, so Mic it Here's a little story and you're sure to like it
Jake: The worst rap!

Quote from Scully

Scully: We asked you what model number.
Amy: I don't know, a normal one with glass in the front.
Scully: Seriously? Did you even look into the DiGiSnax 600E?
Charles: I'd be into a fancy machine, too. I was just reading about a Japanese one that serves shellfish.
Amy: We're not getting a shellfish machine.
Scully: Yeah, Boyle, we're getting a smart machine that suggests soda pairings based on your chip choice.
Hitchcock: Or one with a make-it-wet gravy feature!

Quote from Jake

Rosa: That's Shane Reed. Suspect in a string of B&Es. Got pulled over this morning. This was in his trunk.
Jake: Son of a bitch!
Rosa: Peralta... Peralta, calm down.
Shane Reed: Why am I here? I didn't do anything.
Jake: You broke into 15 houses, Shane, but that's not what I care about right now. All I care about is what we found in your car.
Shane Reed: I don't understand.
Jake: He doesn't understand, Diaz. Why don't you fill him in?
Rosa: "You are invited to celebrate the wedding of Katherine Joyner and Douglas Judy."
Jake: Douglas Judy, AKA Doug Judy, AKA, the Pontiac Bandit.
Shane Reed: Maybe.
Jake: That's a yes. Now tell me, Shane, when did you get the invite?
Shane Reed: What?
Jake: When did you receive the invite in the mail and how come I didn't get one?
Shane Reed: Why would you get an invite? Do you know Doug?
Jake: Hey, I'm the one asking the questions here!

Quote from Doug Judy

Doug Judy: I'm so glad you called. Thanks for meeting me at my favorite establishment.
Jake: A place where you paint pottery?
Doug Judy: I find a hand-painted mug makes a thoughtful gift for any occasion.

Quote from Doug Judy

Doug Judy: So all is forgiven?
Jake: No! Why didn't you invite me?
Doug Judy: I wanted to, but a lot of people in my life are crooks and they think it's weird that I'm friends with a cop. They just don't understand. Kind of like... parents?
Jake: No, no more songs.

Quote from Captain Holt

Sergeant Jeffords: Today is Holt's first day back in his office and I wanna make sure everything is just how he left it. Now, I can't remember, was this little figurine of Cheddar at a 45 or 50 degree angle?
Rosa: Terry, it's a five degree difference. You better figure it out.
Captain Holt: Ah, I missed this place. Huh, little Cheddar's askew. You really made yourself at home, didn't you Jeffords?

Quote from Doug Judy

Mark Cuban: Doug Judy!
Doug Judy: Cubes! My man. Sean, I'd like you to meet the man whose private jet we are flying on today.
Jake: Yeah, you're Mark Cuban. How do you guys know each other?
Mark Cuban: Doug came on "Shark Tank" to pitch his idea for the Smush Shush.
Doug Judy: It's a noise-cancelling blanket for secret sex. The product demonstration did not go well.
Mark Cuban: Robert fainted. Anyway, enjoy the jet. Just bring it back in one piece, okay?
Doug Judy: No promises, Mark Cuban.
Jake: I mean, we do wanna make sure the airplane stays in one piece though, right?
Doug Judy: Nah, I saw, "Flight." If anything goes wrong, fly the plane upside down.
Jake: Oh, right, I forgot about "Flight," the movie, "Flight."

Quote from Trudy Judy

Trudy Judy: I'd rather see butts.
Doug Judy: Fine, if I let you see butts, will you convince the guys that Jake's not a cop?
Trudy Judy: How many butts are we talking?
Doug Judy: Six.
Trudy Judy: Ten.
Doug Judy: Seven.
Trudy Judy: Nine.
Doug Judy: Fine, eight, I'll meet you in the middle.
Trudy Judy: Nah, you waited too long. Now it's up to 14.
Doug Judy: 14 butts!
Jake: She's a grown woman. Just let her see butts, man.
Trudy Judy: Thank you, Jake. Thank you for coming to my aid on the butt thing. One step closer to trust.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Amy: Okay, look. Why don't you get a few options together and then I'll decide, okay? At least Terry's not here to try to make me get a yogurt machine.
Sergeant Jeffords: What was that about yogurt?

Quote from Doug Judy

Jake: This jet is insane. There's a private chef that'll make anything you ask for, no matter how expensive. I just ordered lobster enchanté.
Doug Judy: Oh, damn, what's that?
Jake: I don't know. I just said the fanciest words I could think of.
Doug Judy: Oh, I'm gonna get the Veal Prime Minister.

Quote from Jake

Chuck: Pilot says we're starting our descent.
Doug Judy: Then let's get changed, boys!
Jake: Changed? But these are my coolest clothes. I got them from a targeted Instagram ad after looking at photos of Cam Newton.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Captain Holt: But, uh... no matter. Just glad to be here. [chuckles] I am a captain again. Back where I belong. Everything is perfect. Wow. There's absolutely nothing that could puncture my... Where's the business card?
Sergeant Jeffords: What?
Captain Holt: The business card that was right here. It had a piece of gum on it. It's very important to me. You didn't throw it away, did you?
Sergeant Jeffords: [scoffs] No, Terry would never throw away something that looked exactly like trash.
Captain Holt: Good. I'll be back in half an hour. Make sure it's on my desk by then.
Sergeant Jeffords: Will do, sir. I got it. I'm on it. [to Rosa] I definitely threw it away.

Quote from Jake

Trudy Judy: Now I'ma go out there and help your fedora-wearing Jason Mraz-looking ass, okay?
Jake: I think I look like Andy Garcia in this hat.
Doug Judy: You look like Seth Green.
Jake: Seth Green?
Trudy Judy: No, Tom Green.
Doug Judy: Tom Green.
Trudy Judy: You're thinking of Tom Green.
Jake: Tom Green? No, go back to Jason Mraz.

Quote from Doug Judy

Jake: What's going on? You're not mad at me anymore? I arrested your best man.
Doug Judy: Just like I wanted you to. I was putting on a show in front of Trudy.
Jake: What?
Doug Judy: Katherine, my fiancée, doesn't want any of my crook friends coming to the wedding. She's a federal judge, how would that look?
Jake: Okay, but couldn't you just tell them they're not invited?
Doug Judy: Eh... that's an uncomfortable conversation to have. It was much easier this way.
Jake: Oh, my God. This whole thing was a set up? You wanted me to find that invitation. You knew I would never go on a trip with a bunch of crooks unless I felt unwanted.
Doug Judy: Classic negging.
Jake: I bet you planned to have your bachelor party at that hotel because you knew the oligarch was staying there.
Doug Judy: Hell, yeah, otherwise I would've got an Airbnb.
Jake: And as soon as your friends committed a crime, you banked on me needing to arrest them.
Doug Judy: Damn right. You're the most consistent person in my life, Peralta. I can always count on you.

Quote from Doug Judy

Jake: Look, I can be cool. As long as nobody commits any major crimes in front of me.
Doug Judy: It's not a problem. We don't have to break the law to have fun. We gonna have some drinks, smoke some Cubans, eat a steak, either crazy big or crazy small, whichever's more expensive.

Quote from Jake

Doug Judy: And Jake is here because he's my friend and he really wanted to come.
Trudy Judy: No, he's up to something. He's probably here to arrest Chuck.
Jake: I would never arrest Chuck... but, I mean, why'd you say that? What did Chuck do?
Trudy Judy: Wow, cops always be copping.
Jake: That's not true. I do bad things. One time I illegally downloaded an O-Town album!
Doug Judy: Dang, that's one of the hardest boy bands.
Jake: Exactly, they're scary.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Rosa: Welcome back, Captain Holt. I'm really glad we could help you with this.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, no, you're not gonna just jump back in here now that it all worked out!
Captain Holt: Thank you, Diaz.
Sergeant Jeffords: No! No, thank Terry. I did this! Oh, I'm done. You know what, I did all of this. This was all me! This is ridiculous!

Quote from Captain Holt

Sergeant Jeffords: Hey, sir. I'm sure you're still mad at us.
Captain Holt: Just you, not Diaz.
Sergeant Jeffords: Okay, well, I can't get that card back, but I did bring you these. They're business cards of people you've helped. One mistake did not make you the cop you are today. 30 years of service to the community did. That should be your motivation. I know you can't remember their names, but...
Captain Holt: Alex Chen. I do remember him. 36-year-old male, carjacked at the corner of 7th Avenue and 11th Street. Had three siblings, Alice, Arlene, and Anna.
Sergeant Jeffords: Okay, so you remember Alex Chen.
Captain Holt: Yes, and I really helped him. Perhaps he'll be my new Zeff.

Quote from Jake

Doug Judy: You make me sick.
Trudy Judy: Disgusting.
Jake: Doug! Trudy! Judy's!

Quote from Jake

Jake: I'm sorry that I betrayed you, Doug, but I'm a cop. I didn't have a choice. We can still be friends, right?
Doug Judy: I don't know. Did you even illegally download that O-Town album?
Jake: No. I bought it at their concert. Came bundled with a sweatshirt.

Quote from Doug Judy

Jake: And then when I was hidden in the cart, I called the cops.
Trudy Judy: Mm, impossible. I would've heard you.
Doug Judy: Not with the Smush Shush!
[flashback to Jake hiding in the housekeeping cart:]
Jake: This is Jake Peralta. I'm a detective with the NYPD. [groans] Foot cramp, foot cramp.
[present:]
Doug Judy: First of all, how dare you! Second of all, would you call Barbara Corcoran and tell her this product is not useless?
Jake: I don't know her.

Quote from Jake

Doug Judy: Private jet to Miami, baby!
Jake: And there's a red carpet!
Doug Judy: Forget the red carpet. Private jet!
Jake: Yes, and a jet! The jet is better. Miami, here we come!
Doug Judy: Whoo!

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Captain Holt: Have you found my business card?
Sergeant Jeffords: Uh, you know what, I actually brought it home by accident. I got confused because I know someone with that name.
Captain Holt: You know another Zeff?
Rosa: [chuckles]
Sergeant Jeffords: Yeah, he's married to Sharon's friend, Zudy. We have dinner with Zeff and Zudy once a month. You know, I'm gonna go home and get it. [chuckles] Excuse me.
Rosa: [whispers to Holt] I think they swing.

Quote from Trudy Judy

Trudy Judy: Ooh, I hope my butts are back.
Doug Judy: I do not like how butts have become your thing, Trudy. You used to love horses.
Trudy Judy: Horses have butts.

Quote from Trudy Judy

Trudy Judy: You did it, Peralta. You pulled off the reverse heist. This whole time I thought you were a bitch... but truth is, you're actually that bitch!
Doug Judy: He is, isn't he? He's that bitch.
Jake: I don't know if I want that nickname to stick.

Quote from Jake

Doug Judy: I want you to meet the guys. This is Nathan, Josh, and Chuck. This is my buddy, Sean, from prison. How's it going, fellas?
Chuck: I've never heard you mention Sean before.
Jake: Yeah, well like he said, I just got out of jail. Five years.
Chuck: Tough sentence. What'd you do?
Jake: Elder abuse. Got my grandpa good, so...
Chuck: Damn, that's very upsetting.
Jake: Damn straight it is.
Doug Judy: Elder abuse?
Jake: I was trying to think of something that wouldn't inspire any follow-up questions.

Quote from Trudy Judy

Jake: Damn, Judy, this place is nice.
Doug Judy: Yeah, some Russian oligarch got the penthouse, but this is the second nicest room.
Trudy Judy: Surprise!
Doug Judy: Trudy Judy! What you doing here? I thought you were in prison!
Trudy Judy: Nope, I was a real sweet pea, so they let me out for good behavior. What the hell? What's this NARC doing here?
Jake: [spluttering] Nuh-uh.

Quote from Charles

Charles: What's going on here?
Amy: Oh, measuring the space. We finally got a work order approved to fix the outlet, so... [whispering] We can get a third vending machine.
Charles: What?
Amy: [whispering] A third vending machine.
Charles: Why are you whispering about getting a new vending machine?
Scully: New vending machine!
Hitchcock: What model number?
Charles: Oh, that's why.

Quote from Jake

Doug Judy: The outfit's beautiful, but it doesn't really say, "Miami."
Jake: What does say, "Miami?"
[Jake, Doug Judy and his friends emerge from the private jet wearing pastel shirts, gold chains, straw trilby hats and loose khaki pants]
Jake: Are you sure this is culturally okay for me?
Doug Judy: We're gonna find out.
Jake: All right.

Quote from Rosa

Rosa: Since this seems important now, I want to be clear. This is Terry's thing, I've just been along for the ride.
Sergeant Jeffords: Rosa!
Captain Holt: Noted.

Quote from Captain Holt

Sergeant Jeffords: Can I ask why that card is so important?
Captain Holt: Because of Zeff Wilcox. He was a victim in the first case I worked. I always want to remember him.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's nice.
Captain Holt: And the words he wrote on the back.
Sergeant Jeffords: The back... say what, now?
Captain Holt: Why is this blank?
Sergeant Jeffords: I threw it away. I thought it was trash. I didn't know you kept it to remember someone you helped.
Captain Holt: I didn't help Zeff, I failed Zeff. His case was never solved. The words written on the back were: "Thanks for nothing."
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, man, that's rough.
Captain Holt: I have held onto that card for 30 years because I always wanted to remember what it felt like to let someone down, so I'd never do it again. That card made me the cop I am today. Without it... I'm lost.

Quote from Doug Judy

Jake & Doug Judy: [singing karaoke] And you know It ain't fiction Just a natural fact Ooh We come together 'Cause opposites attract
Doug Judy: No applause? Wow.

Quote from Rosa

Sergeant Jeffords: So what do you think? Which gum looks the most like the one from the picture?
Rosa: Two pink, too wet, too small, too chewed, too smooth, too wet, all wrong, too pink, too fresh, too dirty, too clean. None of these work. You struck out.
Sergeant Jeffords: We don't have any time. What do we do?
Rosa: I don't know. Pick one and pray.
Sergeant Jeffords: Uh... I'm gonna go with... you.
Rosa: [slaps Terry's hand] Not that one.

Quote from Trudy Judy

Chuck: I'm still just a little confused. Who is Sean, really? Why'd your sister say he was a NARC? Is he a cop?
Trudy Judy: He's not a cop. He caught me cheating on my boyfriend and he snitched. It was a real dick move, but I have since forgiven him.

Quote from Doug Judy

Chuck: I say we tie this NARC up, leave him to starve, and disappear with the diamonds.
Jake: Chuck.
Doug Judy: We're not doing that.
Jake: Thank you.
Doug Judy: It'll ruin my bachelor party.
Jake: That's your issue with it?
Doug Judy: I put a lot of work into this weekend. I got us all shirts that say, "Doug's Dudes."

Quote from Jake

Doug Judy: Why would you pull a heist in the middle of my bachelor party?
Chuck: You pulled a heist during my wedding.
Doug Judy: Shh... he's a cop, man. Come on, chill.
Jake: Judy!

Quote from Doug Judy

Doug Judy: Hey, you wanna try out the Smush Shush?
Jake: What? You have one with you?
Doug Judy: I take it everywhere, baby.
Jake: Yeah, there it is. So it's noise canceling? [groans] It's so heavy. It's crushing my bones.
Doug Judy: Yeah, that was the Shark's problem with it, too.
Jake: I can't breathe. Get it off me. Get it off me.
Doug Judy: Yeah, you sound exactly like Barbara right now. Disappointed in you, Jake.

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