Rosa: Okay, look, you two are always complaining about work regulations, so I'm guessing you know your way around the Patrolmen's Union. I need your help to break in.
Scully: You bet. Those bastards are everything that's wrong with policing.
Hitchcock: [on video chat] Their dress policy's insane. You have to wear a shirt at all times. Yuck!
Rosa: Just tell me how I can get to O'Sullivan's office undetected.
Scully: No problem. He goes to lunch at 12:30, so that's your window. At 12:45, the mail is delivered. The guard at the desk always flirts with the mail woman, so he'll be distracted. Then go down the main hall. This is important. It's your last bathroom stop on the whole floor. It's unisex and handicap, so you get that bad boy all to yourself.
Hitchcock: [on video chat] Tell her about toilet paper.
Rosa: Stop talking about bathrooms.
Scully: Fine. Pee your pants. What do I care? Go to the last office on the right and you're there.