Doctor Mintleman: Now, that is interesting.
Charles: Oh, did you find a sign of mono?
Doctor Mintleman: No, it's your testicle.
Charles: My what?
Doctor Mintleman: The left one is enormous.
Charles: Oh, well, can't one testicle be larger than the other?
Doctor Mintleman: Well, yes, but it shouldn't be that large. And also of concern is the shape and the color...
Jake: [listening outside] Yeah, that doesn't sound good.
Doctor Mintleman: And the texture. Wow! Oh, that is ice cold!