Doug Judy: And on the way over there, a guy rear-ended me and the cops showed up. Turns out I had a warrant out for my arrest.
Jake: But we wiped your criminal record.
Doug Judy: You wiped my New York record. I stole a car in Trenton five years ago.
Jake: Well, you still should have called me. I could've helped you out.
Doug Judy: It wouldn't have mattered. There's a lot of evidence against me. I left a picture of me at the scene of the crime with a note bragging about how I did it.
Jake: Ah, well, yes, that would make it difficult.
Doug Judy: Impossible.