Doug Judy: They're moving me to South Woods prison tomorrow.
Jake: Tomorrow?
Doug Judy: I know. But you know what really bums me out? I had no warning. I only wish that I had known it was gonna happen so I could've had one last moment of joy before I get taken to jail. But alas...'tis not to be.
Jake: Wait a minute. What if it...'tis to be? What if I drive you to prison? We could have one more adventure!
Doug Judy: Honestly, Jake, I don't see how it's possible to have fun on a trip to prison.
Jake: Yeah, it sucks, but I dunno, maybe for just a few hours, you could focus on the journey and not the destination.
Doug Judy: "Focus on the journey, not the destination." I like that; did you steal it from a car commercial?
Jake: No. It was an Instagram ad for a travel bidet.
Jake: Look, I know it's not perfect, but if you say yes, I promise I will plan some sexy-ass surprises.
Doug Judy: How sexy we talking?
Jake: How sexy you got?