Doug Judy: Mind if I DJ?
Jake: I was counting on it. Bust out those banging bar mitzvah beats, bruv.
Doug Judy: Let's see what you got. Kendrick Lamar, Meek Mill, really a lot of Taylor Swift.
Jake: Pfft, I'm over her. I barely even memorized all the lyrics to "Folklore."
Doug Judy: What's SAS 30?
Jake: I'm glad you asked, mon frère. That track is sexy-ass surprise number three. [Doug Judy laughs excitedly] Okay, so I know this audio engineer who's friends with a guy who's roommates with a guy who gets lunch for a guy who's friends with a guy who knows Drake. And he laid down a beat for us to write a song to!
Doug Judy: Drake laid down a beat for us?
Jake: What? No, no. The friend did. The Drake thing was just to establish his credentials.
Doug Judy: And it worked. That dude's, like, six spots removed from Drake. He's the real deal.