Sergeant Jeffords: You're leaving the NYPD?
Captain Holt: My preoccupation with my job has been a point of contention with Kevin for some time now. I wanna show him that our relationship comes first.
Jake: But, sir, it's too soon for you to retire. We didn't even get to do one final cool case together. The last thing we worked was finding that kid's missing mitten.
Captain Holt: I thought that was rewarding and poignant.
Jake: It was boring as crap!
Captain Holt: What were you hoping for otherwise?
Jake: I'm so glad you asked. We hunt down a serial killer, stare death in the face, and then in the final battle, you save my life and I say to you, "How can I ever repay you?" And you say, "You already have." Then you jump on your motorcycle, drive off, never to be seen again.
Captain Holt: I don't have a motorcycle, but Kevin and I did just purchase recumbent bicycles.
Jake: [bleep] you, Captain Holt.