Jake: As you may know, for the past two years, Captain Holt and I have engaged in an epic battle of wits. The goal, to determine who must call the other an amazing detective/genius.
Captain Holt: The first year, by sheer, dumb luck, Jake eked out a feeble victory.
Jake: And last year, I let the captain win, because he's old and sad.
Captain Holt: Sad because the competition was so dismal.