Jake: Hey, so do you think maybe you're rushing into the whole baby thing? I mean, you guys have only been dating three months.
Charles: She's the one, Jake. I'm done with that playboy lifestyle out till 11:00, drunk on sangria.
I don't want that anymore. I just want to be a papa.
Jake: Okay, yeah, so, hey, this is awesome. You're gonna have a baby.
Charles: I know! And you're gonna be its best friend.
Jake: Ah, well, based on the age diff, maybe more of a fun uncle/mentor.
Charles: Baby's best friend.
Jake: All right, so nonnegotiable.