Roger Peralta: I know that you're angry, but when I was here last year, you really showed me what a selfish jerk I was. You're the reason that all of this is happening.
Jake: Yeah, but I didn't want this. I just wanted you to text me a dumb dad joke every six months.
Roger Peralta: I can do that. Just give me your number.
Jake: You didn't save my number?!