Roger Peralta: I didn't know you saw that.
Jake: Yeah, well, I did, and I never told Mom about it, but I swear to you, I will unless you leave right now. Should be easy for you since it's your favorite thing to do aside from humping it up with ladies.
Roger Peralta: You think I'm way more sexually active than I am. I mean, I've only had sex with, like, 400 women.
Jake: What? Four hundred? Oh, my God.
Roger Peralta: Is that a lot? I mean, all my friends are pilots. I'm on the low end of average.