Jake: Look, you're Hitchcock and Scully. You guys are legends. You single-handedly caught the Prospect Park Flasher.
Scully: Well, he was being chased by other cops, but he did slip on my spilled chili.
Hitchcock: And who bumped into Scully, causing the spill? Me.
Jake: Damn right, and who fell asleep under their desks and caught the janitor stealing evidence?
Hitchcock: We did.
Jake: And who sued the department and got triple-ply toilet paper in every precinct?
Scully: We did.