Captain Holt: I didn't cancel my trip because I was worried you would burn my house down. Kevin and I are having a hard time right now. Whenever we talk, we fight. And I'm just afraid and just just afraid that if I go to Paris and we fight, then-
Jake: Sir, with all due respect, that's crazy. I mean, you and Kevin are the best couple I know. And I'm sure whatever this is, you can get through it, because you are the strongest person I know. Wow, that was weird; I said, like, multiple real things consecutively, yeah. Felt weird but good. Are you proud of me?
Amy: You're ruining it.
Jake: Yup. I'm just gonna stop talking now.