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Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode Bad Beat
Sergeant Jeffords: Relapsing is nothing to be ashamed of. A couple years ago on my birthday I treated myself to one piece of pizza. I woke up the next morning in a Sbarro on the Jersey Turnpike. It wasn't even open!
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