Amy: Listen up, everybody! We are getting married in a public rec center!
Jake: Super cheap!
Amy: On a basketball court!
Jake: Squeak-squeak!
Amy: With one working bathroom!
Jake: Ladies gotta wait!
Amy: And it's in deep Staten Island.
Jake: Destination wedding, y'all! But the point is, these nuptials are still gonna be mad toit. I would marry you in a dumpster.
Amy: Aww, I would marry you in a dumpster.