Jake: Okay, we can't stream anything, but I brought my DVD collection. Do you like Nic Cage movies?
Kevin: I don't know who that is.
Jake: Only the greatest and most compelling actor of all time.
Kevin: What are his movies like? Describe them.
Jake: Okay, well, one of them is the FBI has developed face-swapping technology.
Kevin: Not interested.
Jake: There's a whole plane full of convicts.
Kevin: Nope.
Jake: On the back of the original Declaration of Independence, there's a hidden treasure map!
Kevin: Stop.
Jake: But that's the smartest one!