Jake: So, shall we recap the night that Robert Tupper was murdered Friday the 22nd? I believe you were the last person to see him alive, correct?
Philip Davidson: No, I'd imagine whoever killed him saw him after I did.
Jake: Ooh, nice dodge. You're quick, like a cat.
Captain Holt: Like a dancer.
Jake: Like Great Tiger. From "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out". He could teleport around the ring. Most people thought it was impossible to get past him.
Philip Davidson: I beat him every time. You just punch him when he gets dizzy.
Jake: Really?! I mean, duh. Everyone knows that.