Charles: Hey, hey dum-dum. What are you thinking? Introducing Amy to her celebrity crush? Are you insane?
Jake: Relax, Charles. It's not a crush, it's her nerdy crossword puzzling hero. I mean, the guy's got to be a massive dork. His name is Melvin Stermley, for God's sake.
Amy: Jake, he's here. Come meet Melvin.
Vin Stermley: Hey, you can call me Vin.
Jake: But, where is nerd?