Jake: What's Sammy up to?
Charles: Well, he just sat down on the plaza.
Jake: Okay, he's opening up his backpack and pulling out what appears to be a thermos. Possibly containing some sort of accelerant-like gasoline.
Charles: Yup.
Jake: No, he's eating it with a spoon. It's soup, he's eating soup.
Charles: Well, maybe he's fueling up for a night of starting fires.
Jake: He just pulled out a lighter! Nope, it's not a lighter. It's a bumblebee PEZ dispenser.