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Quote from Jake in the episode NutriBoom

Jake: I only signed up as a one-time payment bribe. I'm not selling NutriBoom. It's clearly a pyramid scheme.
Bill: First off, it's not a pyramid scheme. It's a conical-tiered multi-flow-through medical marketing entity. And secondly, you signed the contract.
Jake: "Permission to charge my card quarterly for the next 85 years." This is written in white ink on white paper.
Bill: They do it that way so you can't read it.
Jake: Well, I did read it and I'm canceling the contract.
Bill: Canceling? If it was that easy to get out, would I be here scamming my closest friends?
Jake: We're your closest friends? What whatever, I'm not accepting the shipment.

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