Amy: What's wrong? Why do you look like that?
Jake: I'm so nervous. My hands are shaking and my butt is hella sweaty.
Amy: I totally understand. I freaked out when I met my pen pal from Thailand, Mongkut.
Jake: But everything worked out, right? You and Mongkut are lifelong friends now?
Amy: No, Mongkut turned out to be a 45-year-old prisoner. It was a really awkward trip.
Jake: That sounds horrible. Amy, what if this is a Mongkut situation?
Amy: Oh no, that pen pal service is shut down.