Jake: Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. It's Reginald VelJohnson.
Reginald VelJohnson: What's going on? Who are you?
Jake: I'm Jake Peralta. You were part of my bachelor party tonight.
Reginald VelJohnson: Oh, you're the jerk who didn't show.
Jake: He knows who I am! [squeal]