Charles: I can't believe you pissed off Reginald VelJohnson just to find me.
Jake: Oh, please. He'll get over it.
Reginald VelJohnson: No, I won't. You've made an enemy for life. And I'm telling Bruce Willis you suck.
Jake: [gasp] That's fine. I'm fine with that. It's good. What's important is that we made up, my best friend. Not Bruce Willis.