Jake: Captain. I know you don't eat pizza, but I figured you'd want to be included.
Captain Holt: Uh, thank you. You know what would make a great movie? One where the hero sits with his friends and they talk about their emotions.
Jake: I know that you're just being nice right now, but that would be a terrible movie. I mean, what would the poster even be? Just a bunch of people's faces?