Jake: You don't understand. I'm a detective with the NYPD. This is Jimmy Figgis; he's wanted by the FBI.
Jimmy Figgis: No, I'm Constantine Binvoglio, and I came here to repair a skee ball machine on the the fritz, but suddenly he's trying to kill me.
Jake: He's lying. "Constantine Binvoglio." It's clearly a name he just made up.
I'm very impressed. That was pretty good.