Jake: This year's Halloween Heist is a three-way tiebreaker to determine the champion of champions. We'll be playing for this: a plaque that reads, "The Ultimate Detective/Genius."
Captain Holt: You and Santiago should quit now. I'm going to stomp on your dreams.
Amy: It's fun to see you so passionate.
Captain Holt: I will slit you both open from mouth to anus and wear you like jackets.
Jake: Huh. Is it weird that that turned me on a little bit? Doesn't matter. But let's move on.