Charles: It's for the turkey, so I can chop its head off when it gets here.
Sergeant Jeffords: Chop its head off?
Charles: I ordered a live turkey. It's being delivered. Because you know what they say: The yummiest turkey is the one that just died in your hands.
Gina: Charles, you can't kill an animal in here. That's horrible. It's disgusting. We won't let you do it, right, Amy?
Amy: It's getting late. Don't make a mess.