Adrian Pimento: I don't know what I'm gonna do. I guess I could be a teacher.
"Sorry, Travis, the answer's obviously Istanbul."
"What did you say to me?"
"No, maybe you're wasting your life."
"Sorry, Principal Ramos, I didn't see you there."
"Wait, Travis is your son? Hah, well, I guess you're just gonna have to fire me."
"Fired? Me? How dare you, sir."
"We will settle"-
See, it just wouldn't work.