Doug Judy: Gertie? No, man. A car's gotta have a sexy name, like Brooke, or Tiffany, or Sandra, or Candice.
Jake: Yeah, or Suzie, or Dana, or Karen. Oh, no, wait. That's my mom's name. Why did I say my mom's name?
Captain Holt: Ugh. The sight of another man inside her makes me sick.
Jake: Yeah. I dislike this conversation very much.