George Judy: So, bro, you friends with this cop?
Doug Judy: Nah. This thirsty-ass bitch is just desperate for attention.
Jake: Thirsty-ass bitch? Okay, Captain, now I know you're going to step in and defend me.
Captain Holt: Well, you were begging me to compliment you earlier.
Jake: Oh, my God. This is the worst day of my life. Where's Charles?