Teddy: Of the Bohemians, what's your fave?
Jake: Scharfen grelderbrau. It's new. Millennials love it.
Teddy: Cool. Let me make note of that. [recording] "Just caught Detectives S and P in a bald-faced lie." You don't like pilsners. You hate pilsners. You think they're boring, and you still think I'm boring.
Jake: No. No lie. Detectives S and P didn't lie. Detectives S and P no lie.