Charles: So a guy got stabbed at 3rd and Union. You know what that means. I got 3rd Street bagels!
Hitchcock: Wow, it's so nice and surprising when somebody thinks of others. Scully.
Scully: I was thinking of you. I was thinking about how stupid your face is.
Hitchcock: That's it! I'm licking all these bagels. You get none!
Scully: Oh, you think your spit's gonna stop me? Brother, you don't know me at all.