Captain Holt: Santiago and Peralta, talk to both parties. Get to the bottom of this broken penis.
Jake: Wait. I just want to say I think it's sad that we as a society can no longer laugh at the phrase "broken penis," and it is my dream that we one day shall again. Team Broken Penis on three. One, two, three-
Scully: Broken penis!
Jake: Yeah, probably should've seen that coming.