Amy: Can you tell us what happened?
Keri Brennan: I was working late, and he called me into his office. He had clearly been drinking, and before I knew it, he pushed me into a desk and he tried to take my clothes off. So I grabbed his stupid golf club and I hit him in the Cookie Monster, which is what he calls his penis, by the way.
Amy: Gross.
Keri Brennan: He's the worst. My only regret is that I didn't get in two extra whacks for each of his testicles.
Jake: What does he call those? Bert and Ernie?
Keri Brennan: You are actually correct.
Jake: Ugh, I hate that I got that right.