Charles: Let's take these hats out for a spin. I've waited long enough. Here you go. Best Bud #1.
Jake: You'd rather be Best Bud #2?
Charles: I just want you to listen a little more. I don't wanna change our whole dynamic.
Jake: Okay, good, 'cause I really wanted to be Best Bud #1.
Charles: I know you did.
Both: Clink!
Jake: Oh, they're way too small.
Charles: Ooh, they're tight.
Jake: They're way too small.
Charles: Hurt.
Jake: They don't fit.