Amy: Hey, Sarge, a package was delivered to my desk downstairs, addressed to the 99th Precinct, attention: Sergeant, but it's not for me. It's a book.
Sergeant Jeffords: Sounds like something you'd order.
Amy: "How to Please Your Wife: 100 Tips to Take Your Sex Life from Blah to Ahhhh."
Sergeant Jeffords: Yeah. That's not mine.
Amy: It also shipped with two gallons of protein powder.
Sergeant Jeffords: Well, I get my protein from real food. 22 meals a day, 1 every 40 minutes.