Jake: All right, you stay here. Charles, we're going in. Bedroom's clear.
Charles: The kitchen's clear. Did you see anything suspicious?
Jake: Nothing, except for these laughing Jesus paintings everywhere. Why is he in front of a tepee?
Charles: I don't know. The one in the kitchen has him at the last supper, but all the apostles are McDonald's characters.
Jake: Which one's Judas?
Both: The Hamburglar.
Jake: Knew it as soon as I asked.