Sergeant Jeffords: Can you help me put up these flyers around the office?
Amy: Mm-hmm. "Lost sex book. Delivered by accident to Sergeant Jeffords, who doesn't need it." Terry, come on. Nobody cares about your sex life. Just take the book home.
Sergeant Jeffords: [laughing] Take someone else's book home? That's stealing and mail fraud. I can't believe you would even suggest that.