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Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode Casecation

Rosa: Anyway, do you want me to talk to Jake? I'm a pretty good bully.
Amy: Thanks, but no. I've got this covered. I left him alone with Terry. That guy is a walking advertisement for the joys of fatherhood.
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Sergeant Jeffords: Do not do it.
Jake: What? Don't you love your girls?
Sergeant Jeffords: So much. I mean, you should have seen Cagney this morning with her little braids in.
Jake: Oh.
Sergeant Jeffords: But they are a ton of work, man. If you are not totally, 100% sure you want them, you won't survive.
Jake: Is it really that hard?
Sergeant Jeffords: Yes. I never get any sleep. I'm always sick. I never get to watch anything I want on TV. I still haven't finished "Breaking Bad," but I can recite "Moana" from memory? "Maui, shape-shifter, demigod of the wind and sea. I am Moana." Why do I know that?

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