Charles: Oh, Debbie. I was once like you. A bashful beat cop with long, curly hair and no confidence at all.
Officer Debbie Fogle: That's impossible. You're so suave.
Charles: Sure, now I am. But I came a long way, and I did it by challenging myself to do things I never thought I could. This is your chance to find that confidence.
Officer Debbie Fogle: I don't know.
Charles: Debbie trust me.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Okay. But only because I trust everyone.

Captain Holt: So Diaz, I figured out why you wanna win. I hacked your work calendar.
Rosa: Those calendars are public. Everyone on the system has access.
Captain Holt: I hacked it. I'm a hacker.

Charles: Damn it, my pants. Sorry, everyone. Look away, look away.
Jake: Oh, damn.
Amy: Wow, who knew?
Jake: He really is the greatest showman.

Charles: Okay, here we go, everyone. The game begins when the elevator doors ding. Are you ready for the Hellevator?
Hitchcock: Buckle up. The juice is loose! I am, Hitchcock!
Jake: What the [bleep]?