Sergeant Jeffords: We know you did it, Debbie. Just tell me the truth. Let me be your friend here.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Thank you, but I already have plenty of friends. Gil, Finn, Goldie, Bubbles...
Sergeant Jeffords: Those are clearly just the names of your pet fish.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Okay, fine. They're my fish. And I took the drugs. I'm sorry. I screwed everything up.

Sergeant Jeffords: This is gonna take forever.
Captain Holt: I actually took a speed reading course. I tested at 800 WPM.
Amy: That's pathetic. I tested at 802.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's pretty close to Holt's score.
Captain Holt: No, no, 802's incredible. She pwned me. I read the entire Urban Dictionary So I could converse with the other uniformed officers. Finished it in 47 minutes.

Captain Holt: But we have to let the investigation run its course. Right now, everyone's a suspect.
Rosa: Except for Hitchcock and Scully. Whoever did it took the stairs.

Sergeant Jeffords: So we don't know where Debbie has hidden the drugs. We searched her car, her apartment we even tried the location data on her phone, but she was smart, she had it turned off.
Amy: Or her battery died. According to her Screen Time app, she plays five hours a day of a game called "Cool Girl in School."
Charles: I love "CGIS." I just made captain of the color guard. Junior year's looking up.