Jake: Anyways, it doesn't matter. Our plan is working. What are you worried about?
Rosa: There's a loose cannon in there with two machine guns.
Jake: She's not a loose cannon. I saw her apologize to a chair after bumping into it. Trust me, we are not gonna have any problems with Debbie.
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Officer Debbie Fogle: Hey, Jake, guess what? You made cocaine sound so cool, I decided to try it. But I didn't wanna overdo it, so I only did, like, a tiny, little toot. Then I didn't feel anything, so I did, like, a little bit more, and I still didn't feel anything, so then I did a lot more, and then I felt it. Like, I really felt it. So then I did a couple more, like, big ass toots. Why do you guys keep ducking behind the bed?
Jake: 'Cause you keep pointing those guns at us.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Oh, my God. Do not worry about it. It's totally fine.

Sergeant Jeffords: This is gonna take forever.
Captain Holt: I actually took a speed reading course. I tested at 800 WPM.
Amy: That's pathetic. I tested at 802.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's pretty close to Holt's score.
Captain Holt: No, no, 802's incredible. She pwned me. I read the entire Urban Dictionary So I could converse with the other uniformed officers. Finished it in 47 minutes.

Captain Holt: But we have to let the investigation run its course. Right now, everyone's a suspect.
Rosa: Except for Hitchcock and Scully. Whoever did it took the stairs.

Sergeant Jeffords: So we don't know where Debbie has hidden the drugs. We searched her car, her apartment we even tried the location data on her phone, but she was smart, she had it turned off.
Amy: Or her battery died. According to her Screen Time app, she plays five hours a day of a game called "Cool Girl in School."
Charles: I love "CGIS." I just made captain of the color guard. Junior year's looking up.