Jake: Hey, sorry to interrupt. Mrs. Fogle, we weren't introduced. I'm Jake, Debbie's boyfriend.
Officer Debbie Fogle: You are? We are?
Jake: I mean, yeah, if you're into it.
Officer Debbie Fogle: I am. I do. See, Mom. I am with someone. All those psychics were wrong.
Jake: So listen, babe...
Officer Debbie Fogle: Yes, babe?
Jake: I was thinking...
Officer Debbie Fogle: About what, babe?
Jake: That we...
Officer Debbie Fogle: Go on, babe.
Jake: Wow, you really latched onto the babe thing.
Officer Debbie Fogle: I love it.
Jake: Great, great, great.

Sergeant Jeffords: This is gonna take forever.
Captain Holt: I actually took a speed reading course. I tested at 800 WPM.
Amy: That's pathetic. I tested at 802.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's pretty close to Holt's score.
Captain Holt: No, no, 802's incredible. She pwned me. I read the entire Urban Dictionary So I could converse with the other uniformed officers. Finished it in 47 minutes.

Captain Holt: But we have to let the investigation run its course. Right now, everyone's a suspect.
Rosa: Except for Hitchcock and Scully. Whoever did it took the stairs.

Sergeant Jeffords: So we don't know where Debbie has hidden the drugs. We searched her car, her apartment we even tried the location data on her phone, but she was smart, she had it turned off.
Amy: Or her battery died. According to her Screen Time app, she plays five hours a day of a game called "Cool Girl in School."
Charles: I love "CGIS." I just made captain of the color guard. Junior year's looking up.