Quote from Roger Peralta in the episode Admiral Peralta
Roger Peralta: Actually, Jake, I'm going too.
Jake: What? No, why would you go?
Roger Peralta: I need to go to the hospital. I cut my thumb off.
Jake: Again?
Roger Peralta: The other one.
All: [groaning]
Roger Peralta: Oh, God. Oh, God. Ah... Get the "Dino Bites."
Quote from Hitchcock
Hitchcock: Please, don't go looking for that witness.
Amy: We're just trying to fix your screw-up.
Scully: We didn't screw up. The witness gave us his name, but he asked us not to write it down because he's undocumented.
Rosa: So he's scared to show up to testify at the courthouse because he didn't want to be detained by ICE.
Amy: Damn it.
Hitchcock: You know, that keeps lots of immigrants from helping cops.
Rosa: Yeah, we know that. We're just surprised that you know that.
Scully: That's insulting. I'm very concerned with immigration issues.
Hitchcock: And I've dated my fair share of spicy...
Rosa: No!
Amy: Scully said the nice thing. You don't need to go past it, Hitchcock.
Quote from Captain Holt
Captain Holt: Okay. Give me your flute. Wrong! First rule: never give anyone your flute.
Quote from Amy
Sergeant Jeffords: Sorry, we're so happy for you, but we also maybe, kind of already knew. I mean, you didn't do the best job of hiding it.
[flashback:]
Sergeant Jeffords: Why have you been carrying that box around so much?
Amy: I just love this box.
[flashback:]
Captain Holt: Why are you reading that newspaper? It's two days old.
Amy: I just love this issue.
[flashback:]
Rosa: Hey, why are you wearing that Hazmat suit?
Amy: I just love this look.