Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 5527

Quote from Gina in the episode The Oolong Slayer

Captain Holt: Let's not overlook the fact that he turned his crime scenes into tea parties for dollies.
Gina: Which suggests pre-adolescent trauma leading to a pattern of criminality that probably began as a juvenile. I'm taking an abnormal psych class, and everyone in it is obsessed with me.

 Gina Quotes

Quote from the episode Payback

Gina: Is she crying?
Jake: A little.
Gina: You should be wailing you stone-cold bitch. Now call my other grandma.

Quote from the episode The Party

Gina: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people.

Quote from the episode Tactical Village

Gina: Have you seen Captain Holt? Tall, handsome gentleman dressed like an airline pilot.

 ‘The Oolong Slayer’ Quotes

Quote from Gina

Jake: Wait a minute, I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Gina: Aren't you forgetting something?
*Jake gives Gina a kiss on the forehead*
Gina: Uh no, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Quote from Captain Holt

Madeline Wuntch: Oh, there it is. The shriveled husk of Raymond Holt.
Captain Holt: Look, Gina, is that a talking raisin?
Madeline Wuntch: Enough foreplay.

Quote from Charles

Sergeant Jeffords: Ugh, all this paperwork is gonna straight-up kill me. How are you so chipper?
Charles: Oh, simple. I eat a cacao nib every time I close a case.
Sergeant Jeffords: A what?
Charles: A cacao nib. They're these happy little chocolaty delights from deep in the Peruvian rain forest.
Here, try one.
Sergeant Jeffords: Do I look like a man who snacks?
Charles: You look like eight circles with suspenders on.

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