Quote from Gina in the episode DFW
Gina: So, how'd it go last night?
Rosa: Worst date I've ever been on.
Gina: Oh, no, that sucks. Then why are you coming in to work so late? It's almost like you spent the night somewhere. I don't know, like, maybe the bartender's?
Rosa: Wait, what? How do you know that?
Gina: Because Aubrey is my friend, and she was the real set-up all along.
Rosa: No, no, no, no, no.
Gina: Yes, I knew you'd reject whoever I put in front of you. I mean, Trishelle was just a decoy. And you fell for it hook, line, and skinny margarita.
Quote from the episode The Overmining
Sergeant Jeffords: And, Gina, you can't run that space heater 24/7 anymore.
Gina: Space heater? Excuse me, this is a Fornax Radiant Comfort System, and her name is Jacinta.
Sergeant Jeffords: Okay, well, Jacinta's gotta go.
Gina: He didn't mean that, darling.
Sergeant Jeffords: Seriously, turn off the space heater.
Gina: No.
Sergeant Jeffords: Do it, now. That's an order.
Gina: Yeah, well, you don't wanna start a battle of the wills with Gina Linetti because you will emerge from that battle a broken man. Not to brag, but I was name-checked in my kindergarten teacher's suicide note.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh my God.
Quote from the episode The Mole
Gina: It's Gina's phone. Leave me a voice-mail. I won't check it 'cause it's not 1993.
Quote from the episode Payback
Gina: Is she crying?
Jake: A little.
Gina: You should be wailing you stone-cold bitch. Now call my other grandma.
Quote from Gina
Rosa: I'm sorry. I just don't think this is something you're good at.
Gina: What? The only thing I'm not good at is modesty, because I'm great at it.
Quote from Captain Holt
Sergeant Jeffords: Captain Holt, I need a - what's going on?
Captain Holt: My doctor said I should be more active, but my squash club recently transitioned to racquetball. Since I'm not a dope-smoking hooligan, I decided to quit.
Quote from Jake
Amy: So, your sister's a bit of a nightmare.
Jake: I wouldn't say that. I mean, at most, she's a daymare.
Amy: Those are so much scarier.
Jake: Yeah.