Sergeant Jeffords: Well done, sir. Welcome to the Nine-Nine. I'm Sergeant Terry Jeffords.
Seth Dozerman: And I'm not interested. I have no use for people. I find people weird and confusing.

Madeline Wuntch: Sticks and stones, Raymond.
Captain Holt: Describing your breakfast?

Madeline Wuntch: Trent, Brice, where are we with the name?
Trent: We've narrowed it down to two choices. Petey or Paulie.
Gina: With all due respect, that Pigeon is clearly a Ray-Jay. Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 Emoji.

Gina: This man is a Timberlake and you need to stop treating him like a Fatone.